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Dear:

[x] Clueless Newbie
[] Lamer
[ ] Flamer
[] Pervert
[ ] Geek
[X] Spammer
[ ] Racist
[ ] Jackass
[ ] Troller
[ ] Fundamentalist
[ ] Satanist
[ ] "Expert"
[ ] Wannabe
[x] Dumbass
[] Waste of Skin/Gray matter/Blood
[] Other: ****eater

You Are Being Flamed Because:

[ ] You imported another debate into this post
[x] You obviously don't know anything about the topic at hand
[ ] You posted a 'Top 10' post.
[ ] You posted a 'Relgion' post
[ ] You started a long, stupid thread
[ ] You continued spreading a long, stupid thread
[x] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it
[ ] Your lack of understanding of the fundamentals is disgusting
[ ] You posted a 'Lord of the Rings' post
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You posted low-IQ flamebait
[ ] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You followed up to a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You said "X rules, Y sucks" and gave no support for your lame statement
[ ] You make no sense
[ ] You made a post yet failed to say anything
[ ] Your sig/alias/avatar is dreadful
[ ] Your post contained nothing but psycho-babble.
[ ] You are claiming that you know more than Newton, Ohm, Pavlov, etc.
[ ] Your awful markup made the post unreadable
[ ] You made a baseless assertion
[ ] You posted SCREAMING in RANDOM CAPS (OR IN ALL CAPS) for NO APPARENT REASON
[ ] YoU tYpEd SoMeThInG lAmE lIkE tHiS
[ ] You say your 'L33t liek Jeffk.', Or your spelling is so bad that no one can read it.
[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless that you are being flamed anyway


To Repent, You Must:

[X] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're doing
[x] Stop masturbating for a week
[ ] Read every group you posted to for a week
[ ] Give up your AOL account
[x] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Tell your Mommy to up your medication
[x] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor (monitor must be plugged in)
[X] Actually post something relevant
[X] Read and memorize the FAQ
[ ] Print your home phone number in your ads
[x] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month


In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

[ ] Blow me
[x] Get a clue
[ ] Get a life
[x] Go away
[x] Grow up
[x] Never post again
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] You need to seek psychiatric help
[x] Morons like you give ammo to pro-censorship morons
[ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
[ ] Take your gibberish somewhere else
[ ] Go back to school and actually learn something
[x] Learn how to post or get off the site
[ ] All of the above

 

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Summer school started already, shouldn't you be there? And what are you, a stalker or something?

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